Something’s got to be said about people who bother to read instructions. It’s a simple but tedious step that a lot of people skip. Instruction readers are diligent workers who pride themselves on getting things right the first time. Diligent people set goals and achieve them, as opposed to the lazy or stubborn people who are typically too proud to admit they can’t do things without help, and therefore fail miserably time and time again. But they try. And I thank them repeatedly for trying, because the try-and-failers produce the fodder I feed on for this kind of article.